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"Midget Strippers, Two Dollar Bills and Topless Donuts." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-10-14 04:55:28

I will preface this anecdote. I work at a reputable pizza place called Portland Pie Company that makes delicious expensive specialty pizza pies and sandwiches. I have never had a sandwich there but the pizza is exquisite. This is because I put love into the pizza when I make it and no that is not a euphemism for my body's products. PPC has several different locations in the Greater Portland Area but is experiencing some major expansion that is causing some new changes in my workplace. We are moving to a new location on India St which will seat close to 80 and handle much more deliveries efficiently. In light of this move they have shut down their South Portland location but not it's business. The SoPo guys have come to us the Fore St location in the Old Port and we are now taking all South Portland's orders. My job has doubled in difficulty but don't worry we're all handling it fine. This is a Saturday night. This was the busiest night I've ever worked. The 1st cook in had told me the night prior about a happening in town. That the local "Gentleman's Club," Platinum Plus would be hosting a special touring show of.. you guessed it (from the title you cheaters):Midget Strippers. No political correction. No "Little People" or "Dwarfism" mentioned at all. Plain and simple. Midget Strippers. Tiny Tina and Little Pixie. I was baffled. And of course concocting plans to go. I do not have some sort of tiny fetish or even a strong desire to see dwarfs naked in the first place. My reasons were the same as the majority of people who went: the novelty. To be able to say "Yes. I saw this. This. Just. Happened." The pure principle of the experience. This is the same reason I do a whole lot of things. So I'm all geared up slammed with work throwing dough topping pies cheesing the entire time blabbering on to any co-worker foolish enough to come near about the midget strippers trying to recruit an entourage to accompany me. There were few takers but they all found my enthusiasm amusing. I even went so far as to send a mass text message to every self-respecting eccentric male I knew with a taste for the odder things in life but alas only sparked humor and jest. One response was an invitation to a Post-Halloween Costume/Keg Party a street over from mine with people there I wanted to see. So I threw my outrageous midget stripper expedition to the wind. At this Costume Keg Dance Beerpong Halloween Soirée. I enjoyed some Premium Australian Lager and sugarcookies of pumpkins and witches. And the large beautiful silver metal container of Pabst Blue Ribbon. I could have gotten on my knees and bowed face down in complete piety. And after enough of that I danced and chatted with Whitesnake. B-Bones. NFC and AA (for "Amelia Airheart"). As I walked AA back to her home she brought up the midget strippers! She expressed a great interest in seeing them as well and I mentioned that I perhaps had heard they would be there another night. Plans were made. The following night AA flew in and picked me up right from work. I had actually gotten off work a bit early so sat down at the counter and chummed with the South Portland guys for a bit and had some tallboys for confidence for I should add. I have never been to a strip club before. And might I also say what a strip club it was. First of all it was packed. Everyone wanted to come see the midget strippers. There were as many women present as men. The line for entering was long and the bouncer wore a very nice red suit and did a little number where without me really trying to walk past him he put two fingers on my chest and said. "I. D."He was quite bigger and stronger than me but I felt like he had to let me know it. I got the picture so he got my picture. Longhaired unshaven 16-year-old Travis the living face of awkward. Hello it said pleased to meet you. I'm really quite nervous about everything. The polar opposite in the persona spectrum handed me my dignity back. He carded AA too like a tool doing his macho tool job. Right through the door we discovered a table covered in beer with beer on the floor under it and two ladies in some exotic form of underwear charging a lot of money for it. A clever ploy strip club but I'm not so weak. I spotted the bar across the way giant mirror hanging glasses towering spires of liquor bottles with those funny little pourer spout caps. Instinct told me to head there and buy myself and the lady a drink.. but.. something stopped me and broke my concentration. There were naked women dancing onstage. It was incredible. Just like in a movie but now here right in front of me. Merely feet away. It was all so new and fascinating. They would climb soooooooo high on the poles. I feared they would hit their heads off the lighting instruments. Then they'd slid slash drop straight down and roll back out over the stage and have their crotch in some dudes face. I was wrong before they were not completely naked. They had the tiniest little g-string things and the highest of platform heels. Some were hott some were nott. I was not going to complain. They rotated between the mainstage and two other smaller stages. One entire wall was a mirror so I thought there were six stages and three sets of twins for a little bit there and way more people. We snaked our way through the old men and the floor girls to the bar and managed to get a spot at it. It took the just-a-bit-less-pretty-than-the-strippers bartenders to not be busy and help me out with a rum and coke and amaretto sour for AA. I did not appreciate the price of these beverages and neither did my debit card but we came to an agreement that it was validated by the occasion. It was tasty too. We enjoyed our time there remarking on class the establishment had practically sticking to the walls. I turned to find one of my best friend's older brothers with a guy he knew that I met once so I went up to him. He was pleased to see me and pleased to be in a strip club asked if I had any good smoke on me accepted my apology and went about his night. I could have had longer conversation with him but I had to risk the bathroom but it was not at all harrowing. Everyone in there was drunk and having a wonderful evening. The sanitation surprised me too. I was frightened for AA outside so I was hasty but I think I just worry about stuff like that too much. Near the alcove leading into the bathroom hallway was an excellent view of the stages standing looking over the seated masses of mostly couples. Some girlfriends in laps would stand up and shower the strippers with money gaining special attention and sometimes physical interactions like being half pulled on stage and basically romped about on. A man standing beside me remarkedThis part [of the room] is best 'cause it's free!"And he had a very good point. We were near another section of the place that when I inspected was revealed to be the lapdance area. Just long comfortable benches with chicks writhing around on dudes. The strippers were in and out of there a lot with satisfied typically ugly men. One decrepit old fella walked up to me and immediately began talking to me with a throat filled with gravel and rusty nails. WASTED OLD DUDE: There's... There's only four things you need in this world... (he puts his hand on my shoulder)TRAVIS: Oh hey. Um what's that?WASTED OLD DUDE: Food. Fuckin'. Fire and... Eating cunt. TRAVIS: Really? Just those four?WASTED OLD DUDE: Food cuz you need to fuckin' eat. Fuckin'.. cuz thats what we're here for. Fire so you can keep warm while yer eatin' and fuckin'. And eating cunt... I just said that 'cuz I can't fuck no more. TRAVIS: Well. That's.. great. And he let out this cantankerous laugh that sounded honestly painful but he had the happiest goddamn face on. We then turned and watched some women about to get married get sat down onstage. I knew she was getting married because of the little veil thing she was wearing. The MC of sorts this short stockish blonde guy with a nice suit and large microphone stepped up chattering away into the mic. The sound system was so awful. Imagine a huge thumping bass all the time then this jamoke appears and starts introducing the girls and you can't hear a single word he's saying since the treble is so loud and splashy it rattles my fillings. Anyways the bachelorette got mad humped and grinded upon by a swarm of strippers more than I knew this place had in employ. Then they were done all walked down the stairs aimed directly at AA and I and sifted past us. I panicked and did everything I could to not laugh or ogle or do any sort of attention promoting activity. The appeal of the strip club was fading. It was so bright new and shiny at first but now we had been there for an hour and it was losing it's varnish. We needed what we came for. So I turned to my left and found surprise! a stripper standing there. And she was the real cute kind that makes you want to ask "Oh darlin'.. why? What are you doing here?" but of course it's completely inappropriate to ask that sort of a question. But I did ask when the show would be going on. She had no idea what I was talking about until I was brought to the point of vocalizing the word midgets. Then she went to ask the DJ. She came back very quickly and said ten minutes. Righteous. She even led us up to front row seats on the mainstage. It started in no time. Two scantily clad women of very short stature got onstage and began prancing about in their high heels. All I heard about them was from a driver at Portland Pie saying they were really miniature versions of really hot chicks. But that was not the story at all. It was a blend of incredibility and unsettling. They were not turning me on. The audience loved them and hooted and hollered as they danced about removing clothing. But they were not proportional. I was baffled. I was amazed. I was drunk enough to give them money (and come on. I was front row you have to tip). Real nervous. I looked to AA for support and validation. She gave me a two-dollar bill and I had a one dollar bill. I stood up next to some other dude with cash. My only real mistake here was putting the two-dollar bill in my mouth. Those things are circulated in that place so much. Some probably never leave the building. God knows what has gone down before Thomas Jefferson's eyes and all over his face. The one named Little Pixie came over and shoved the dude standing next to me's face in her breasts a common technique for removing the money. Then she came up to me. I was grinning like a idiot but definitely drunk enough to go through with this. She took my hat off my head and rubbed it over her naughty parts. All the while holding eye contact with me. That part sticks with me. Then came the cleavage-cash-retrieval. I do not believe I actually made contact with what my buddies and I later referred to in a recounting of this story as "midgetits" .. but maybe that's just what I want everyone to believe. Once they were done so was everybody else and a grand exodus occurred. We made it back to AA's car our curiosity satiated. One of the more unique first dates I have ever been on. One for the grandkids._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Quicksidenote on $2 Dollar Bills. When my parents still did the weekend child exchange we would meet for a brief period at the Friendly's across the street from Platinum and get ice cream. My mom brother and I arrived an hour early on accident once and since the offramp from 95 is right freakin' there we watched my father in his Lincoln Mark VIII which my mother sarcastically referred to as the "pimp-mobile" leave the tollbooth drive directly past Friendly's and park at Platinum Plus. My brother and I were old enough to be ecstatic with this but my mother showed only bitterness as my father got out of his car and waltzed under the awning labelled "Topless Donut Bar."He re-emerged twenty minutes later got back in his car and drove across the street."How're the donuts?!"My mother spat like a throwing a dagger. He kind of chuckled it off and we were too amused by the situation for either of them to actually argue about it. When the choice words were chosen and said we said goodbye to Mom and left. New Hampshire bound. Dad gave us each a $2 Dollar Bill which I kept in my wallet for quite some time after. He told us the donuts were delicious. We did not meet at Friendly's ever again. All stories tales anecdotes scripts reviews ramblings dreams biased accounts exaggerations quoted song lyrics half-stories half-truths blatant lies and fictitious/nonfictitious memories alike are the property of Travis H. Curran and T. H. C. Inc. All legal rights to said items are property of T. H. C. Inc. Any unauthorized duplication is a federal offense and will be punished by a 150,000 dollar fine paid directly to Travis Curran or he will tie you to a tree and tickle your feet with a feather until you laugh so hard you cry and then he'll do it some more until you can hardly breathe then he'll punch you in your solar plexis and you'll lose what little breath you had and then he'll kick you in the shins real hard but you can't scream because your lungs are empty then he'll put honey on your chest and leave you for wild animals to come by and lick it off you like that one scene from Heavyweights. GOD. I love that movie.

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"I Love New York 2 11/5 Recap: This is One Scared Ho" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-04-08 01:47:18

Last week we lost some eye candy in the create of Buddha who got nixed for fighting but somehow accommodate Made stayed in the game even after spitting on one of the other guys. Spitting! One would evaluate that spitting would be a broach breaker with New York after her experience on Flavor of like but apparently she is authorise as long as she is not the one being spit on. Tonight the guys go away off with a special note from New York asking the them to each grab the one item that means the most to them and cater her in the great hall. The guy who impresses her the most with his devotion ordain win the prize. Does the psychic know how I feel about this show?The great hall is decorated for Halloween er… a devotion ceremony. New York tells the guys to offer up their items to please the gods and the one who sacrifices the most will win a romantic date with her. I think being on this show and humiliating themselves on cable would be enough of a sacrifice but I anticipate not for New York. Then after the sacrifices all the guys will be signing a blood oath to say their dedication to New York. Really? A daub oath seems kind of… crazy to me. Am I the only one here? New York introduces her spiritual guide Lori and whoa. Did someone say crazy? Lori tells the men that the blood oath is very serious and then says that there are 16 wandering souls in the house alter now and they are all talking through her object. Oookay. And what do the guys offer up? The Entertainer gives a scarf that was made for him by his back up family- a group of children with Down Syndrome that he works with. New York asks Lori for her vibe and Lori announces that The Entertainer is not a pervert. Yeah okay. Mr. Wise offers a picture that his dad painted of him. Pretty gives a tie that President Clinton gave him off his own neck. eat gives his frat ring and then solemnly swears that he is well endowed. Hmmm… I query if Lori can intuit that write of thing too? Punk offers his deceased’s create’s gold wrist watch. His create passed away four years previously and had always wanted to be be Harvard Law educate and change state a lawyer himself. He passed away just days before Punk received his acceptance letter into Harvard Law and Punk carries the watch with him to remind him of his father. Now this is a really nice and sweet story and I am hoping against hope that New York does not act this man’s watch but seriously? Is some crazy reality TV sacrifice/ blood oath ceremony really worth giving up something that important? I say no. Oh good- New York acts desire a decent person and tells Punk to keep the check. It is up next and I’m sure he will be completely on the level with his sacrifice explanation and oath. He pulls out a wallet that belonged to his grandmother who travels through Egypt and then a ring from his create which his mother used for a driving lesson and she fell and she had it a back up measure and she passed. And there’s a lot of jewelry that his father has in the house and some of it he carries and… other things. authorise. I know that didn’t alter any sense at all but I ran the recording approve 4 times and that’s what I got. To her credit. New York didn’t understand either and tells us that she wished It was not so dumb. I desire she had cut him let go weeks ago but then I anticipate I would have missed that touching story about the go and… other things. It’s oath states that he swears that he is as crazy as he appears and he is not an actor playing the part of a mental patient. He tells New York that he cannot write his blood to that and that he doesn’t know if he is there for New York. And the spiritual stuff freaks him out. Midget Mac follows It and offers pictures of his daughters and tells New York that his youngest daughter’s care died just 4 months ago from an enlarged heart. Another sad story and New York is kind to him but is worried that he might not be over the death. That occurred only 4 months earlier. 4 months! Moving on it’s measure for Tailor Made and as he kneels drink in front of New York. I really think he’s going to cry. He knows that he is in affect so he had exceed make this sacrifice good. I’m sure New York would acknowledge a huge arrange of money. Instead he presents a conceive of of his daughter Asia and New York is not impressed. Tailor Made’s oath states that he is there for New York and is not a snitch. He tells us that he’s not a snitch… outside the house. As he reads his oath aloud. Lori shakes her head and then tells him she would think twice about signing it. Tailor Made signs it anyway and all of the guys shake their heads in disbelief and can’t accept that he signed the thing. Then accommodate Made declares that he loves New York and again looks desire he’s going to cry. New York loves the meat. New York is stressed out about all the tomfoolery and lying that’s going on in the house so she decides to take the guys out to her favorite eatery- Dakota’s Steak accommodate. She announces that Punk won the date because he touched her with his furnish of the check. And she probably hopes he’ll touch her with something else on their go out. accommodate Made thinks it’s a good idea to “go away over” with the other guys by making a toast about how they are all there because of their love for New York. New York thanks him for his kind words and then pulls out a earn that she received earlier that day. She asks Punk to read the letter and it turns out that someone hates Tailor Made a lot. (other than me). The earn talks about all of accommodate Made’s negative qualities and then calls him the “physical manifestation of everything I hate in this world.” The letter goes on to. I evaluate blame Tailor Made for everything bad that has happened in the world ever and it’s pretty clear that this earn is from Buddha. Wolf thinks that New York was smart in picking Punk to read the earn because it’s full of big words and complicated concepts and Punk is a Harvard man. Well eat. I guess it wouldn’t really be bring together if you were blessed with both a big brain and a big case so that’s okay. New York announces that she feels robbed since she had to displace Buddha home and I agree and hope she brings him back. And I wish he forgets to carry a shirt. C’mon now- it’s been 4 whole months!After the drama from the letter. New York asks Midget Mac to step outside with her for a cigarette end. She tells him she thinks it’s important for them to spend some time alone together so that they can talk about Midget Mac’s painful past. New York knows that Midget Mac has not dated anyone since his do by’s mom died and she’s worried that he’s not ready to move on. And it has been 4 months already! Jeez guy- stop living in the past! Midget Mac says that he’s ready to date the alter person but New York isn’t sure she believes him. New York calls Midget Mac her breath of fresh air in the house and then says and this is verbatim; “I’ve never dated a small person before but with him I conclude… good.” come up that’s… nice. She and Midget Mac overlap a kiss and New York tells us that “Midget Mac was a great kisser for a person with such small lips a small play small teeth a small continue and approach.” Awww excuse me for a moment while I wipe a disunite out of my eye. approve at the delay. New York wants to comprehend what the guys thought of the daub oath. She asks It why he refused to write and he says that it slipped her mind. He says a lot of other crazy stuff too that doesn’t make any comprehend and then finishes up by saying “I love you but I’m not in love with you.” I’m sure that’s going to go over come up. Tailor Made should not have signed that oath!Back at the house. Tailor Made corners New York and tries to undergo a moment with her but is quickly change state drink. New York tells him her feelings for him have cooled off in a big way and he needs to give her some space. Luckily for Tailor Made all the sudden the lights go out and she runs to him because she’s scared. Apparently the camera lights that are illuminating the whole scene are not enough for her. The crew gathers everybody in one room until they can get the lights figured out and everyone just knows that there are evil spirits in the house ready to wreak havoc because some people. (I’m looking at you. Tailor Made) signed oaths that were lies. A sconce falls off the wall and breaks and New York runs screaming from the house. She knows that her friend Lori stirred some negative spirits up and she doesn’t want to have anything to do with them. The Entertainer explains to us what happened- the light under the bar broke and then all of the stuff cut off the fireplace mantel and then says that all this stuff happened but it can’t be explained. No. I’m sure there is not possible way that the crew set up all this scariness to make for an interesting episode. That explanation is not at all possible. The guys all blame Tailor Made for lying on his oath and New York refuses to stay in the accommodate and jets off to a conceive of hotel. So who brought this helmet into the accommodate?The freakiness continues in the house. The guys hear strange voices things end and The Entertainer tells the spirits to “carry it on!” Then he flips out and decides that he needs to wear a helmet to bed so he won’t get hurt. And then stays awake all night because he thinks he hears voices. Meanwhile. accommodate Made is sleeping like a baby on one of the couches. He’s cool because he doesn’t accept in all of that “spiritual malarkey.” go out measure. The next day the scariness is done and it’s time for Punk’s special date with New York. The pair head out to the Bungalow Club and New York asks him why he came all the way across the country to go out and see her. Punk basically tells her that the time was right and he had a gap in his workload so it was all convenient. Then he tells her that his idea of a great evening consists of cuddling and popcorn. Punk is worried that he doesn’t be edgy enough to New York so he decides to walk across the table and stick his play drink her throat… right after she’s just taken a draw on her cigarette. New York has to interrupt the sexy moment to blow out the consume but after that she very much enjoys the kissing. She asks him if he would be able to make love to her all night desire and of course he says yes and I think he’s going to get his chance to prove it to her soon. What a expend of a perfectly good consume. Back at the accommodate the rest of the guys are having a fiesta pool party. Everyone is having a great time until a special guest arrives… Sister Patterson. Sister Pat checks in with Tailor Made to see how his game is going and he tells her that things are better in the accommodate because he’s decided not to act so despicable. Mama agrees that he acted despicable but thinks it was okay because he was just trying to show his love for New York. Mama asks The Entertainer why he is there and he tells her that he’s trying to win New York and then slips in that the psychic did not evaluate he is a pervert. Then he declares that Sister Pat called him a child molester at some inform and she completely denies this but he keeps pushing. The Entertainer tells Mama that she is the only mother in the world who does not like him so that says something about her not about him and Mama throws her drink all over him. With that the conversation is over. Aw yeah!It’s time for another Elimination Ceremony and there are just so many guys I be to see go home that I undergo no idea how New York is going to pick. New York starts off by telling the guys that she is looking for her one true love and she has to do it her own way. The first chain goes to Punk then Tailor Made. (what????). Mr. Wise. Pretty. Wolf and The Entertainer. This leaves one chain and two men standing- It and Midget Mac. And the chain goes to… neither one! Midget Mac gets the boot because New York thinks he needs to act more time to suffer and is not ready to date anyone. She hugs him goodbye and starts crying because she bonded with him and it hurts her to let him go. It gets the boot because he is all sorts of crazy but was not crazy enough to sign the blood oath. New York thinks he might be an actor and if he is it’s sad that she never got to experience the real him and if he’s not- well she could never go out such an idiot. So now there’s one arrange left so as New York says obviously there’s more business. New York wants to take back hold back over her house so she’s going to carry somebody back. Not surprisingly it’s Buddha and while I’m glad to see him most of the other guys don’t be like they are. Tune in next week to see Mr. Boston talk about how he is an expert at figuring out what New York likes to put in her mouth!

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"I Love New York Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-20 20:31:55

VH1's VSPOT PodcastDownload the craziest funniest sexiest videos from VH1's Broadband channel VSPOT. Watch show clips from top Celebreality programming online exclusives behind-the-scenes footage and more. Best Week EverEach and every week celebrate and pin seven days worth of pop culture highs and lows. VH1 CelebrealityCheck out show clips wacky outtakes and exclusive footage from VH1's acclaimed Celebreality programming. VH1 Home Purchasing ClubCheck out VH1's hilarious new online series and get great values on things you'd never want! is heating up! evaluate you know what New York wants and needs? Tell us which guys are safe and who will be dismissed. ! i think that punk should have been your man not tailar made because punk was perfect you can e-mail me back at also r u and tailor made still together choose Tailor Made he adores you!! You can see itin his eyes. Buddha is a loser with a ego problem and you an dhis ego together would assay for control of the relationship constantly. Tailor Made is a hotty anyways! And he isn’t “an arrogant ($+ hit”. Punk didn’t have to go. Buddah should have gone. Tiffany is ghetto and that is what she is drawn to and drama. That’s why she kept Buddah. I would not mind meeting Punk and showing what a real woman is all about. I live in miami and I am not ashame to tell New york to her approach how dumb she was. Those write women never find love. I believe at the end of the show that no one will end up with her. Buddah is going to leave her when she dump the other guy after the final choose. she’ll still lose.

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"I woke up early today and said ?HEY! Why don?tI play with my media ..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 16:38:22

I woke up early today and said “HEY! Why don’t I compete with my media library!?” So i searched for words in it Ninja The Secret Ninja- AFILesbian Eskimo Midget Left Handed Albino Ninja- Dead MilkmenNinja- Insane Clown PosseMagic Ninja- Insane Clown Posse Feat TwiztidHey! Is That A Ninja Up There?!?- Minus The BearFish- Mr Scruff ( album- Ninja Tunes)disguise Ninjas- WuTang Killa ArmyTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- furnish SongJoyLove will disunite Us Apart- The Joy DivisionPride and Joy- Steve Ray Vaughan and Double TroubleGayKeep It Gay- The Producers (original soundtrack) steal Pirate Song- Flogging MaryA Pirate Looks At Fourty- Jimmy BuffettPirate Love- New York DollsI Am A steal. You’re a Princess- PlayradioPlay!So Peter. You’ve Become a Pirate- The Scene AestheticPirate’s Life- The VandalsLove (there were 48 entries under love so I’ll just feature the funky few and the one’s I like)I Am A Bitch. I Am A Lover- Alanis MorisetteDigital Love- Daft PunkPeace,like and Understanding- Elvis CostelloVictims Of Love- Good CharlotteOhio is for Lovers- Hawthorne HeightsThe Spy Who Loved Me- High SocietyLove Hurts- IncubusI Need A Man To Love- Janis JoplinCity Love- John MayerEveryday I Love You Less and Less- the Kaiser ChiefsMore Love. More Power- (worship)  Michael W. SmithBe Be Your Love- Rachael YamagataBye Bye Love- Simon and GarfunkelWanna Love You- Statik SkeletahMeaningless Love- Under the affect of GiantsA Love Story- Woody Allen. ok the measure one with Woody Allen isn’t a song. It’s rest up comedy. Speaking of stand up comedy. I’ve got quite a few acts on my media player. They ve… multiplied. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <cite> <label> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

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"20 Pack Does Midget Mac" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-01 22:20:11

The Q is a huge fan of Midget Mac. I BLEEPS with him off top. I also undergo love for 20 Pack. It saddens my heart that two men I have love for don't get along. Oh well that is reality television. New York is one lucky talented lady. Hit reality shows and fine men trying to win her heart. I'm not a New York a k a. Tiffany Pollard fan. But I ain't mad @ her. A sister doing being herself and living her life how she sees fit is a powerful statement. Whether one likes New York's personality or not millions are watching her show 'I Love New York 2'. *wonders if New York dressed up this past Halloween Whether New York wore a costume or not. 20 Pack a k a. Nico sure in the did! He went as his 'I like New York 2' mansion conjoin Midget Mac. Let's say it all together 1-2-3. Don't accept me; see for your self. Halloween is the ringing in the pass season. We wish The Blogspot readers and the casts we love to check past and present have a wonderful winter!!! SERIOUS WAS A CLOWN FOR HALLOWEEN. SHE IS SEXY AS HELL. DOES ANYONE experience OF ANY FOL OR ILNYPPL THAT DRESSED UP? OK OK maybe hes on his damn knees(Im not goin there Im not Im not)!! its early ok??? lmao and now theres two damn midgets in the house!!! lmao!! and theyre hella cute!!!!!Q~ DID YOU WISH THIS ON THE WORLD?? I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE MAC I experience HOW YOU LOVE HIM.. lol :) :) People are no longer offended by such things as black-face and populate today continue to do idiotic things like this because they don't cognise (by choice or denial) the gravity that it holds. How can we literally be going in reverse and laugh it off? Would it undergo been funny 2 20pack if someone painted themselves yellow and went as chinese laundry man?20 you have succeeded in making Al Jolson very proud!!!! a chinese laundry man lmfao. I don't think he's of Chinese ancestry though. He looks more Vietnamese to me.(Is Vietnamese a evince? I'll undergo to ask do by) Thank you shhh. I find the carricature of "black-face' and protruding lips to be most offensive. But then. I am not of this generation where racial slurs are considered humorous. Hey Quanda!!! What's Up??? Wow guys. 20 pack is *NOT* in color face. color approach is a very specific look. Generally the approach is painted JET BLACK with white around the mouth and the lips are painted very pink or red. Please read a history book and gratify experience that this is NOT considered black approach. Since he is protrraying someone else this is not racist. I've seen people change up as other races is that racist? It is not exactly racist because someone does that. gratify don't throw around the R evince so easily because when someone really is being racist others don't reconize it because being called racist has change state the new cry wolf. change state THE copulate UP ANON ARE U BLACKWHITE PEOPLE SHOUDL NTO BE DOIN THAT SHIT HOW WOULD HE LIEK IT IF SOMEONE MOCKED HIM IT IS NOT ACCEPTIBLE TO MAKE FUN OF ANY RACEU STUPID BICTH THE R WORD SHOULD BE THE NEW FUCKING CRY WOLF FOR BLACKS WHAT ABOUT ALL THE NOOSES THAT HAVE BEEN open LATELY - color PEOPLE be A DEFENSE FROM YOU WHITE DEVILSTHEN WHEN YALL WHITE populate GET OFFENDED THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS TIED UP IN COURT OVER SOME BULLSHIT TEH ONLY DIFFERENCE IS YALL WHITE MUTHA FUCKERS FIGTH WITH THE PEN AND OTHER RACES ordain FUCK YOU UP PHYSYCALLY FOR STEPPING OUT OF lie. BUT SOME OF YALL NEED A ASS KICKING YA FEEL ME BOTTOM LINE 20 PACK IS CHINESE. VIETNAMESE OR BOLOGNESE OR WHATEVA - HE SHOULD NOT BE IN ANY TYPE OF FACE WE ALL KNOW WHAT BLACK approach IS. A DESCRIPTION OR EXPLANATION IS NOT NEEDED. IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR 20 PACK TO BE DRESSED LIKE THIS. 100% AGREE WITH BRINA AND I NOT EVEN A FAN OF HERS. I KNOW ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS BUT color PEOPLE ARE LAWAYS TRYING TO drink compete SHIT AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT alter THEM. THIS IS JUST WRONG AND I AM SURE MIDGET MACK WOULD AGREE. Notice the subtle communicate in anon @ 11:48's communicate...."choose up a history book" .... already insinuating that black people don't construe. They all immediatley evaluate we are STUPID right off the bat. Ignore his ass and for all you color folk - take a real GOOD look at those pictures. You know they are WRONG in your heart of hearts. (If you undergo one). The idea was offensive point blank. There is no forgive for dressing up and painting your face to mock a character the same effect could have been achieved without the face create... Would 20 Pack want some one to change up as a chinese (or whatever his culture is) FAGOTT with ear rings high heels and a mini skirt and go around saying that's him? No. He wouldnt. He would get very defensive and want to fight. Same difference - there is nothing funny about his costume. It would have been more funny without the approach create. 20 Pack should be dragged and beaten for dressing this way. How many times do we as blacks have to be passive and move the other cheek?That's the problem now. We laugh at this and then others think it's okay to proceed and continue these idiotic antics. I for one cannot stand it and sight it very offensive when us hispanics are called white. My mother from Mexico is very dark darker than some black people and my create also from Mexico is very light w/ red hair still both mexican. And yet for years I undergo had to allow being called white!!!Nico is actually puerto rican just like JLO still nowhere near being of a white go since we be to communicate about racist???!!! Now there's some history for ya ass!!! No one is disputing you "drama queen". Is it or is it not okay for "NICO" to be dressed like that? That is the question. His puerto rican ass should know exceed and be ashamed even more since he is a minority. MMM MMM MMMM Lets furnish em sumthin to talk about..:) Impersonation is a form of flattory... I love you q~ todays evince for the day is oversensitive-negros! As others undergo ponted out not blackface. He want as midget mac. I wonder if he had the hit communicate and ignorant demeanor to match. He looked like Midget Mac he didn't make his face a charicature of sterotypically black traits he went looking like the guy. This costume is not nearly as offensive as Buckwild acts with her over the top ebonics which we experience is fake. Brina actually has 1/2 a clue. There is a small % of Mexicans who were integrated with slaves. Puerta Ricans are generally of European. African and Native American descent. Mexicans are classified as white color color caucasian. The second picture may be Paul Wall. I desire I never wrapped my hips around you.... rocked it quick on top spinned around and dropped.. bounced bounced on your dick slurped your lollipop off of me give it 2 me til I beg u 2 stopthen go away it over from the top is this good enough act it.... going dont stop lick it sip eat it up then u can defeat it up create i like it strong as a be of fact u can give it to me all night long yeah baby do it like that keep it coming approve to back now compete how you gonna act clutch my cat approve Bubo,I desire I never wrapped my hips around you.... rocked it quick on top spinned around and dropped.. bounced bounced on your dick slurped your lollipop off of me furnish it 2 me til I beg u 2 stopthen start it over from the top is this good enough act it.... going dont stop beat it sip eat it up then u can defeat it up cause i desire it strong as a matter of fact u can give it to me all night long yeah baby do it desire that act it coming back to back now play how you gonna act snatch my cat back Brina based on your bitterness towards 20 Pack. I'm guessing he decided to.

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"I Love New York too! 2? Also? Nah, just Mac........" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-22 05:36:46

I love "The Soup" and I love "I Love New York 2".  Midget Mac sinking to the bottom of the lagoon was perhaps the thing that has made me express emotion the hardest in the past few months. When Kevin and I start belly laughing there is nothing in the world as enjoyable for me. I was laughing silently and all that means is that I was laughing so hard the appear stopped coming out. For almost fifteen minutes I could not forbid laughing. The when "New York" says "I thought I was gonna undergo a dead midget on my hands" I could not control myself any longer. You know it is going to happen but when it does it is still pretty funny. Ha! adjust confessions. I check that show too. Watching it right now actually with a new epi in ten minutes! I've gotta adjudge I don't really like Tiffany and I'm not really cheering for her to end up with a decent guy because she's such a mess. But it's definitely entertaining watching her drama week after week season after season year after year. Yes she is not a lady,lol and perhaps the train wreck is what attracts us. Sister Patterson looks like Brother Patterson and the guys ae just nasty. I love "IT" and how he licks her,lol. When dude was sucking her feet I thought I would die. Aaaaggghhhh fight just happened between Buddha and Tailor Made. I hate T. M. Sleaze roll. I wish they don't boot Buddha though he shouldn't have hit him. I THINK NEW YORK AND HER MAMA NEEDS TO SIT THERE TIRED ASS DOWN!!! NEW YORK MOTHER LOOKS AND ACTS STUPID ASS HELL. I THOUGHT SHE SUPPOSE TO BE A CHRISTIAN. CHRISTIANS DON'T ACT LIKE THAT. THE WAY SHE TREATED MIDGET MAC WAS JUST WRONG. HE IS STILL HUMAN. AND HE IS THE CUTEST ONE THERE. Adding this item will alter it viewable to everyone who has find to the group. Adding this post and any items in it will alter it viewable to everyone who has access to the group.

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"Oh no she didn't get a midget!!!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-05 20:27:10

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T WAIT for the next season of I Love New York. I don't experience why but i love that stupid crazy shit show. OF COURSE she has a fuckin' midge on the next toughen (standing to her left in the pic) - and yes he goes by midget. Show airs on Oct. 8 - do it...

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"Houston's Missed Connections: 900 Miles to Midget" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-30 14:16:48

Houstonist is a website about Houston. Editors: and Publisher: Monica Danna on groovehouse on Use an reader to stay up to date with the latest news and posts from Houstonist. Orange Show Center for Visionary Art Greater Houston Preservation Alliance Houston's Missed Connections: 900 Miles to Midget Houstonist found to be the saddest in our career of lighting up you chumps for sucking at talking to folks. Mr. Man you need to hold yourself together. Like that old lady at the laundromat says. "domiciliate is where your midget is." decrease the 900 miles to 9 and you're in business. Now approve to our regularly scheduled shenanigans already in develop and. And. apply. Mixed Stall Signals To dude who tried to join me in my delay door at the airport yesterday: I wedged my luggage in front of the door because I didn't trust the rusted freaking pin fasten. I waived my hand under your stall to ask you for a pen. I wanted to put my bitch boss's number on the protect. and had to move my legs wide--like giving birth. I touched your shoes by accident. I don't do things desire that. I am not gay. medical bear on in 7/4 measure - m4w you like broken social scene and woody allen and we've been breaking each other's hearts for two years and be to do a movie tomorrow night? "Jazz crimp is for sissies." contract your appeal and take your woman approve. And by take your woman back. Houstonist means "woo her without force" you manly bastard. If she doesn't bite then piss off. girl in humble - m4w - 37 Girl at cc,s pizza sunday night with There once was a lady who lived in Humble. She had so many kids her uterus fell out. Photo: flickr user. "Girl at cc,s pizza sunday night with 10 kids you are hot" Angelina Jolie maybe? Perhaps the funniest thing I undergo construe this week.

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"Magic Moments!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-11 02:30:43

It's a bit desire a commune. Except without the free love or the Jonestown-style crowd suicides. Myself and the preserve a bite to eat with a friend who's only approve from China a few weeks. I hadn't spoken to her since she got back so I'd missed all the stories! Turns out she wound up in Hospital with septicemia! Turns out she walked for so long one day when she got lost she got a huge intumesce in her pay which hurt up getting swelling up to twice it's normal size oozing and that dreaded red lie that your mother always warned you about started it's way up toward her heart! Terrified she was taken to hospital where in a recently vacated bed (still change) with an change state drain running through the room she grinned and cut it as they pumped her beat of medication whilst laughing at the tall white lady with the huge feet! Everyone in the Hospital liked to cough out and smoke.. nobody wore latex gloves and you had to go to the on place pharmacy to buy your saline and drugs for the drips! So as you can no disbelieve imagine she was stressed to a huge degree she was travelling with friends but not wanting to be a charge (so Irish) she sent them off and with a schedule she only had twenty pages left in and her friends Ipod. So as the drip pumped into her arm and she tried to act up a position on the bad that avoided the urine stains she listened to someone elses music selection! Now her friend is a lovely girl but they would have differing tastes in music so as she is witnessing crazy patients wander in and out of her room a variety of Disney songs and musical numbers are interspersed with regular pop music! The most bizarre moment apparently was when a man walked by her door turning to reveal a missing eye ball and "magic moments" played in her headset! Thanks be to god she was well enough to travel back to Hong Kong and was seen in a wonderful hospital and thank God (again) is back to her normal self! But the story got me thinking would the experience have been any different if my friend had her own I pod with her would Stereophonics undergo added anything to the experience (probably not) did the surreal music alter the undergo easier to command? It's made me think about my MP3 player.... I don't evaluate I'd want you to undergo remove reign to comprehend to exploit there is more than enough in there to discomfit me but I wouldn't dress it. What would I think of you if I listened to yours? Should we start random swapping of MP3 players? Would it give us insight into our friends and family? "Why Dad. I didn't know you liked Moose T (true story..."Horny horny horny!")? So (bear with me on this one) do our MP3 players say more about us than we want to say? We put out our best books ("I love Joyce".. alter) our coolest CD's we were our nicest clothes etc but our MP3 is private it's just for us in our heads. We all go around with our own private soundtrack to our lives if you change your sound bring in with someone else does it dress your life? Would an Emo kid still be sad if they listened to Mika? (probably worse so) We all tend to think that everyone shares our out look and views on life but when we put ourselves in someone else's shoes (or earphones) we see (or hear) things differently! Glad to hear your friend is exceed. Scary experience. I must be the only person on the planet without an MP3. I'm looking to buy one for the 11 year old but would love a recommendation as I'm useless and haven't a roll. Everyone will probably have recommendations hubby and I undergo creative ones they are excellent but you comprehend all sorts of things! You run so much I can't accept you don't undergo one yet! You ok? approve from the sunny southeast for now? We'll have to arrange to cater up wit the kids one day. I can attest for the state of the hospital. beat swift treatment for all of 25 euro though!Isn't it the beat thing possible to have to do than give someone your MP3 player all credibility goes out the window when they see Bruce Springsteen alongside Johnny Logan or Bring Him domiciliate from Les Miserables. I'm still trying to recover from the shame of having The Women's Hour podcast on mine... it was for research purposes There's a name for the phenomenon the swapping your mp3 player with your mate's one for a couple of weeks. Damned if I can find it now when I need it of course. Am trying to think of the most "embarassing" stuff on exploit but I don't evaluate anything is embarrasing when it comes to music. Don't undergo Sam Fox's greatest hits for instance. Although I do have a few of her singles somewhere on vinyl. I was young and impressionable m'lud. MW - the songs on my phone don't really reflect me create I don't modify it. Like me speeddials they are years old some poeple that I hardly ever see on it but I don't change them. I undergo a Creative Zen. Ash. Never given me a moment of affect and considerably cheaper than an Ipod. I experience Milan sometimes we comprehend to the same music for years... I have artists I evaluate I'll always love but then I love finding new artists and music. My MP3 player is like the soundtrack to my life my life changes so does the soundtrack!

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"Happy Hour?" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-08 10:29:02

It's a bit like a commune. Except without the free love or the Jonestown-style mass suicides. Thursday. September 06. 2007 Hey bloggerinos! Maybe this will brighten up your Thursday! My favorite bind ever the BNL singing "Hello City!". They change surface have in mind to my other favorite band the Housemartins by ripping off "Happy Hour"....! I love them desire I love Paul Heaton from the Housemartins. He was my first crush kinda set the tone for the be of my life overweight politically outspoken alcoholic alternating wildly between mad celebrate animal and moody bastard! Hey apply! Posted by Midget Wrangler at book.... no one liked my music for Thursday but your disinterst won't forbid me posting more music..... I'm that stubborn! Of course we did we were merely overawed by its brilliance. Can't wait for the next installment! Not enough goths in this one for me. ah yes.... you and your goths! Now publishing from Dublin. Westmeath. Wicklow and London.

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