Yes you are reading it correctly. I undergo single handedly managed to go across Wonderland's 7 millionth idiot! What do universities teach people nowadays seriously? My daub is still boiling people and I am having chest pain and finding it difficult to breathe. But I will still jot drink this incident on the communicate should I not wake up tomorrow morning. I was talking to a fellow Bahraini today and one thing led to the other and as I was typing and talking on the telecommunicate.. I wasn't really listening and just answering with a yes or an exaggerated ohhhh. every time there was a lull in the conversation. "Yes with the population of Bahrain hitting seven million now..." he was saying. I stand still. Me: "Seven what? " Him: "Seven million." Me: "Do you know what a million is?" Him: "Yes seven million." Me: "We are barely 700,000 counting the bastards and prostitutes." Him: "No. It is seven million. 700,000 was when we were in school." Me: "Do you have a computer with an internet connection?" Him: "Yes but I am reading something online now." Me: "Ok you can open a new window and search on Google for Bahrain and population and you will acquire that we are a little over 700,000 according to the 2001 census. and there is a count every 10 years. We can't undergo exploded from 700k to 7m in seven years." Him: "That is too complicated for me." Me: "change state a new window. move on the e sign and a new window will show up. Go to Google. Type Bahrain and population." Him: "I am looking for the Internet Explosion." Me: "You convey Internet Explorer?"silence Him: "Ok.. I see the figures but they are wrong. Governments lie about everything. Remember how when we were children? Our house used to be the only one in our neighbourhood. Now the displace is full of populate. We are seven million." Me: "I didn't experience you as a child but yes you are alter. I just saw statistics here which prove that we are indeed Seven Million. I am sorry for confusing you." That my fellow friends is Bahrain's seven millionth loyal citizen. And you wonder why I am angry? And I won't tell you what his profession is.
Soon you'll see Bahraini's all over the globe with their country not able to include them and provide enough resources and jobs so they move to all corners of the earth. With the vast amounts of Bahraini's the population growing ten-fold every few years we eventually take over the world. Everywhere you go. New York. Tokyo. London and so on you see Bahraini-Towns as China-Towns are wiped out and taken over by the Bahraini population... (this goes on for another 2 pages of my wild imagination)
Does your "friend" SBG unable to grasp the concept that IF there was 7 million populate in Bahrain that the entire Island would SINK from the shear weight into the Gulf? After all it's Bahrain not Coruscant (http://en wikipedia org/wiki/Jedi_Temple) the City/Planet from Star Wars. Anyway I am proud to say for at least some of the measure I am one of the proud quasi 7 million residents. Now go the shawarma's please!
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